Here are a few of the lamest bar jokes i know:
A man walked into a bar and said ouch
Silver and bronze were in a bar. They had a grudge against gold for always being so superior, so they told the bartender to make sure gold didn't come in. When gold came in to try and get a keg, the bartender said, 'AU! get out of the bar.'
please tell me if you have some more good ones!!!