Friday, November 19, 2010
As I'm sure you all know, part one of the last Harry Potter movie came out last night at 12. I have been waiting for this for a very long time, but I am both thrilled, and yet sad that it came out. When part 2 comes out, there won't be anymore Harry Potter release parties for the books or the movies and as a faithful fan of the series, I will probably shed a tear or two. I am scheduled to see it tonight at 7:30! And, from the way it sounds, it will be spectacular! I hope everyone enjoys the upcoming holidays and throughs a little Potter along with them.
Friday, November 12, 2010
A man was sitting down to dinner when he heard a knock at the door. Reluctantly, he got up and opened the door. At first, he didn't see anyone and thought it was a prank and was getting very annoyed, just when he was about to slam the door a voice at his feet said, "Buddy, I'm down here." A snail was there selling magazines. When the man said he wasn't interested the snail kept trying to interest him anyway. At this point, the man was furious, he had had a hard day at work and couldn't take another second of any annoyance of any kind. On an impulse, he kicked the snail off his porch and went back to his dinner.
Three days later, when the same man was sitting down to dinner, he heard another knock at the door. When he opened it, the snail was there again, but instead of trying to sell newspapers, all he said was, "Hey, what was that for!?!"
(Courtesy of Steve M.)