A man was sitting down to dinner when he heard a knock at the door. Reluctantly, he got up and opened the door. At first, he didn't see anyone and thought it was a prank and was getting very annoyed, just when he was about to slam the door a voice at his feet said, "Buddy, I'm down here." A snail was there selling magazines. When the man said he wasn't interested the snail kept trying to interest him anyway. At this point, the man was furious, he had had a hard day at work and couldn't take another second of any annoyance of any kind. On an impulse, he kicked the snail off his porch and went back to his dinner.
Three days later, when the same man was sitting down to dinner, he heard another knock at the door. When he opened it, the snail was there again, but instead of trying to sell newspapers, all he said was, "Hey, what was that for!?!"
(Courtesy of Steve M.)
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