Quote of the Day

"The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can't write worth a darn. She's not very good."

-Stephen King on the comparison of Harry Potter and Twilight.

I found this picture on my desktop today, I don't know how it got there, but it's a neat hat, don't you think?

Lame Bar Jokes

Here are a few of the lamest bar jokes i know:

A man walked into a bar and said ouch

Silver and bronze were in a bar. They had a grudge against gold for always being so superior, so they told the bartender to make sure gold didn't come in. When gold came in to try and get a keg, the bartender said, 'AU! get out of the bar.'

please tell me if you have some more good ones!!!

I couldn't agree more with this. If you're going to make fun of this work of art you might as well be smart about.